Abducted a sheep on first Earth visit. From Bahthoven’s brain waves, discovered surfing on Earth. Attended University of Mars but could not find research on surfing. Still fascinated with surfing, returned to Earth. Mistook Donegan Doolin’s green hair for a fellow Martian, soon learned otherwise. Began practicing surfing right after. Found that Bahthoven was a great assistant in his efforts. His time in outer space helped him advance quickly; he appears to just glide across the waves effortlessly. Tries to teach Promethei Paula to glide the waves; says it will help her surf on Mars, likes to tease her he already has, and it really is a blast without gravity!
Mantra: “If I can surf, so can you!”
Home Break: Area 51—“makes me feel like home on Earth!”
Fave Surf Spot: Promethei Terra—“until Promethei Paula gets there, I’m the only one to ever surf it!”
Bust Out Move: Glide and curl—“people tell me it’s out of this world!”
Fuels up on: Moon pies
Best Surf Memory: Promethei Terra on Mars
Best Beach Buds: Promethei Paula, Voss Victoria, Long Beach Larry, and Donegan Doolin
When Not Surfing: Flying my UFO through the skies, drives the Air Force crazy
Advice for groms: “Don’t be foolish—even I wear sunscreen!”
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